Grandmama got us kitties a new toy cause she heard about me not getting a spa-day. It made me happier. We sniffed it, and batted it, and then we attacked it! Is a good new toy. We likes it!!! THANK YOU GRANDMAMA D!

Was not a Spa-Day.

Laura said I was going to the vet for Spa-Day. Hensley said that's not what she said, but I'm not crossy-eared, and I know I heard her right. They were so nice, and they gave me some funny drugs, and next thing I knew, I had a pretty necklace and bracelet on, and had a bikini wax. But woah. That aromatherapy!!! It made me so woozy! When I woke up, I was all crazy. I cried and cried and whined, and finally Laua came and saved me and brought me home. I don't think I like Spa-day.
Hensley: Dummy. She said Spayed. You're crossy-hearing too.

I had to lay down a lot, cause me and anesthesia don't mix so good. Whenever I tried to hop down off something, I fell down. This stupid colar kept getting in my way and my arms got caught on them.

They put an IV in my arm, and then, when they took it out, they put this bandage on my arm. I told them I was a princess, but they didn't have any princess wrap.

I wasn't feeling so good.

Good thing Laura is a nurse, cause I needed nursing. She helded me till I felt better. I think I'm gonna take it easy today.

Latest favorite games

So Hensley and I take turns with our toys.

Iz not.

Hensley says I iz crossy eyed. I say I iz not.

H: Yes you iz.

C: I iz not.

H: Yes, you iz.

C; I IZ NOT CROSSY EYED!!!

We agreed to just disagree.

See how I plays?

Laura told me I waz being cute again. When will she learn I iz ALWAYS cute! So she grabbed her camera and videotaped me to show the world how cute I iz. Enjoy!

Lookalike

Last time Grandpa came by, he said I looks like my uncle Tiggie.

But Tiggie gets to catch real live lizards. I just catch ornaments.

Does I look like TIgs?

Stupid collar

Hensley looked so silly in that funny party hat. I made Laura take a movie of it so you can laugh too. Of course, the Vet said to keep it on for 14 days. He didnt even keep it on for 14 minutes!!!

graphic images ahead

Laura finally brought Hensley back from the Vet and my Girl-Day-Of-Fun was officially ruined.

He said it was NOT a party. But they did give him this funny looking hat. See? I told him it wasn't for his birthday! My birthday is before his!

He walked around looking silly.

I told him to just take it off. He couldn't figure it out without MY help.

Now this is where it gets funny!!! (Hensley: "IT IS NOT FUNNY)

One of Hensley's testicleleles didn't Decent. It ran away and hid from the VET and they had to go in after it. Serves it right, running away from the Vet. We likes the Vet.

So I was nice and told him how to take off his funny hat. Only took him about 7 minutes.

Now we can play again.

Dr. Kutsyernuts

Hensley here! Laura's being mean this morning. She won't gives me ANY breakfast!!! She says I has no been bad, but she still won't gives me any. Not even any of her yummy blueberry waffles that she eated right in front of me. She says she's gonna take me to the Vet. Says they're gonna cut off my fuzzy nuts. But I does no have fuzzy nuts! I like almonds, but they aren't fuzzy. She says Cessa gets to stay home all day too. Lucky her.
Maybe Vet has a special suprise breakfast for me cause they loves me so much there. Maybe is my birthday! Yeah! Maybe is my birthday.
Keep you posted!

Surrounded

Hensley got surrounded by stuff when he was cleaning up. I think he liked the attention.

While he was playing with bags and clothes, I was snoopervising Laura redo the wall-hangings. Looks good, no?

And then we was exhausted. It's a tough life for us kitties!

New Years Resolutions

Laura said me and Hensley has to makes Resolutions. We told her to splain what is Resolutions, and then we thought they was a good ideas.
So here's mine:

1. Sit outside every day
2. Knock over at least 2 things a day.
3. Eat only food with stinkness on top.
4. Stay in shape by nightly run-around-the-houses. Bonus points if I run directly over Lauras face.
5. Was paws and face 5 times a day.
6. Be cute.
7. Scratch at least once a day on each piece of furniture.
8. Practice getting litter as far outside box as possible.
9. Find and fix all leaks in house.
10. Inspect each and every open cabinet or drawer.

Here's Hensleys:
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Poop
4. Sleep.
5. Kill every living thing
6. Attack Cessa daily
7. Sleep
8. Eat
9. Catch a bird
10. Sleep.

He's not very creative.