Friday, December 31, 2010

Christmas Day

Merry Christmases!!!! Laura said smiles for da camera.
We got to go over to Grandmamama D's house over night and see Uncle Rufus and PRESENTS!
Hensley told Grandmamama he wanted to open *that one*!
Dat was a good one to open! Had a buggie in it!!!!

We LOVES it! We played and batted and rolled and pounced on it!

Dat tree was covered in Kitties. I looked for a way to be on the tree too, but Laura did not let me. I says I iz angel and should be on tops, but she says already dere is a angel on tops.
Told Hensley to smiles for da picture.

2 very happy kitties.
When is next Christmas? WE is ready! Hopes you had a good Chrismases too! Merry Christmas 2010!!!

Monday, December 27, 2010

When Laura got sick


We looooved it when Laura got sick!!! She stayed in bed with us for 2 whole weeks!!! Oh, she would make a good kitty. Look how commfy Hensley gots. Me too!!!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Dey is gonna hatch.

Laura's grandma brought over some purrsimmons. So we puts on our special lazer eyes to watches them.
Laura says "Kitties! Get off the counter!!!"
But we tells her, "Watch it, girlie! We haz PURRsimmons to watches!!! WE will destroys you with our Lazer Eyes!!!"
She says, still, gets off counter. We knowz we is not supposed to be on counter. We just don't cares. Der is PURRSIMMONS!!!!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Deck the Hairballs

H: Laura sayz we iz gonna dekorates for Chrisssmiss. With lights. Oh, I see da lights.

I dekorates!!!!
Laura sayz dats not how we decorates. Says I haz to looks nices.
How's dis, Laura? Does I looks more sophistiCATed?Cessa: Is dis da right lighting for me? How bout now?
Well, Merry Christmases to you!!!
Next year, we want colored lights.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Bloomingz Narcisususesis.

Laura's Narchiscisisus finally bloomeded. I hads to checks it out. Oooh!!! It smellded sooooo goods!!!
I pulled it a little closeres

....and den I tooks a bites of it. Sure tastes as goods as it smells!!! I luvs Narcisusuisis!

Friday, December 10, 2010

New Game

Laura changeded the sheets. NEW GAME!!!!



Wednesday, December 8, 2010

BUG!!

Hensley sawd something, and he chased it.
It tried to hide unders da couch, but we iz smarters than that! We chased it, and sniffed at it.

And can you believe dat thing PINCHED us?!?! So rude!!!!

Laura kepts telling us to eats it, but we no eats thing dats aren't stinky food, or blueberry, or otherstuff. DEFINATELY no eats things that pinches at me!!!
Bad Bug.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Cat Yoga

Laura's Momma and Daddy came into towns for Thanksgiving. Her Daddy did some cat worship while he was there every morning.

He calls it "Yoga." I call it "Hommage to Cessa."

See how hes bows down to me? He adores me... Everyone adores me!
I says "bow down to kitty goddess!!!"
He says he is just doings yoga.
He is good for amusement. Hensley and I liked watching. I gave him kitty pointers. Everyones should do Kitty worship, its good for me.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Snoopervising Thanksgiving

Laura Saids that Thanksgiving was time for giving thanks and making lots of food.
I had to snoopervise these activities. She didn't tell me she was gonna makes me a whole chicken!!!!

I kept trying to tell her to use blueberries, cause they is my favorites!

She didn't listen. The foods was good though.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Cleaning moar


Laura's Mommy and Daddy are coming to seez me next week! Dey says they is gonna see Laura and Hensley too, but we all know they reely just wantz to see ME!!!

So I helps Laura to gets the house all reeady for dem to come. I gets out the kitty hair eraser. I checks out da box.

Dats a tricky box!!!!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Reflective Essay











Reflective Essay: Cessa




I reads alls of dat Parkers Palmer books, and then I looks at my reflection for my reflections on da pages. Da pages did no makes a reflections on me, but they sure smelled goods, and I founds page 89 tasting good. I nibbleds the top page, and I nibbled the bottom of da page, and dey was both tastes good. I thinks the bestest page for shedding on, though, had to be page 72. Dat page felt the nicestest.
I finished readings all the chapters, and then I goes to looks in the mirror for reflections like the assignment says. I finded in my reflection that I iz beautiful!!! I iz even more beautiful than last time I checked, which was just this morning becauses us girl kitties has gots to keep up kitty appearances. So I checks my reflections, and I looks at myself from the left sides, and then the right sides. I founds a spot dat hads to be washed, so I stopped and washed it. Iz very importants to keep spots clean, you know. Iz also importants to keep your face washed too.
In da reflections, I practiced my crossy-eyes, to make sure I can stills crosses them for when Laura’s dad comes to town, and especially when Hensley makes stinkys. Gotta has a good crossy eyes for dat!
In futures, I plans to use my refection to looks at my tail too. Is very importants for kitties to keeps theys tails straight and clean, except for the little kink at the end dat only Siameses has. Some other rough-n-tumble kitties has kinks in theys tail, but is no from geneticks, like mine.
I iz supposed to has another quote to support my reflection, and so I quotes Ceiling Cat, “Cessa is beautifuls.” Ceiling Cat knows everything. I prays to Ceiling Cat. Laura calls Ceiling Cat God, but that’s only causes she doesn’t speaks Cat. Ceiling Cat is God in Cat. And Ceiling Cat is final words on everything. I knows I iz beautiful, and now you do too, cause I quoted Ceiling Cats.

Study

I has been busy workingz on my Masterz again. See all these articles? I has to reads all of them!!! Iz kinda hard to readz when you is crossy-eyed.
So now I practice "absorb the materials."
Sometimes for added emphasis, I tastes the article to facilitates better absorbtion of knowledgings.
Yup, I iz gettting it all in.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Hiding

Hensley hids in his box. When I getz scareded, I runs to the top of the bed, and then dive down my magic tunnel into the under-da-bed.
Dere's a mirror, so I can peeks up to see whats on the bed, but it can't get to me!


Iz a good spot to hides when there are scary monsters and ghosties out.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween Costumes!!!

Trick or treats!!! Hensley is rastafari kittie! Jazz, man!!! Dat's what I tolds him to bee. He looks nices! But Hensley want4ed to be something more manly. So he says he is gonna be tough, masculine Army Soldier low profile sneaks up on peoples.
This year, I iz gonna be a Gargoyle!

Fears mee! I is cold scary statue! Gargoyle stare~!!!!
Gives me treats now?

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Getting ready

We has gots our haloween pumpkins picked out. We wanted to share our Haloweens Kitty pictures.

Next times we shows you our costumes.