Faith Based Statement.

For my Masterz Degreees, I had to writes a Faith Based Statement. It was dued on Saturday, so sorry it is a bit late. I submitz for your benefit:

I Believes in GOD, who mades me. He created me to be like no other Cat in the world. He chosed all my furs on my body, and special picked out my eyes colors to be the mostest beautifulest color for His Glory. He special picked out my fluffy tail too.
I Believes GOD loves me cause He brought me to Laura. I Believes she was created to admire me, as is all other humans.
I Believes GOD is awesome, and I am proof of His power and magesty. Anyone who sees me knows GOD is alive and loves them because He created me and I makes happys in everyones lives. Looking upon me brings everyone delight because I iz so beautifuls.
I Believes peoples adores me. I Believes every meal should have stinky food. I Believes blueberry waffles should not be for just Saturdays or Sundays. Dey should be everydays. GOD created blueberry waffles to pleasure me, and dey should not be withheld.
I Believes in naps, scratching under da chin, and dat everyone who sits down to make doo-doo on the toilet should be snoopervised and congratulated for their efforts.
I Believes the top deck of the kitty tree should be free of mices, and I will diligently keep dem off of dere.
I Believes furry mousies are better than jingle balls, and that every box should be Cessa-sized.
~Miss Princessa Louise


Hensley:
I Believes I don't wanna write a paper.