Snoopervising Thanksgiving

Laura Saids that Thanksgiving was time for giving thanks and making lots of food.
I had to snoopervise these activities. She didn't tell me she was gonna makes me a whole chicken!!!!

I kept trying to tell her to use blueberries, cause they is my favorites!

She didn't listen. The foods was good though.

Cleaning moar

Laura's Mommy and Daddy are coming to seez me next week! Dey says they is gonna see Laura and Hensley too, but we all know they reely just wantz to see ME!!!

So I helps Laura to gets the house all reeady for dem to come. I gets out the kitty hair eraser. I checks out da box.

Dats a tricky box!!!!

Reflective Essay

Reflective Essay: Cessa

I reads alls of dat Parkers Palmer books, and then I looks at my reflection for my reflections on da pages. Da pages did no makes a reflections on me, but they sure smelled goods, and I founds page 89 tasting good. I nibbleds the top page, and I nibbled the bottom of da page, and dey was both tastes good. I thinks the bestest page for shedding on, though, had to be page 72. Dat page felt the nicestest.
I finished readings all the chapters, and then I goes to looks in the mirror for reflections like the assignment says. I finded in my reflection that I iz beautiful!!! I iz even more beautiful than last time I checked, which was just this morning becauses us girl kitties has gots to keep up kitty appearances. So I checks my reflections, and I looks at myself from the left sides, and then the right sides. I founds a spot dat hads to be washed, so I stopped and washed it. Iz very importants to keep spots clean, you know. Iz also importants to keep your face washed too.
In da reflections, I practiced my crossy-eyes, to make sure I can stills crosses them for when Laura’s dad comes to town, and especially when Hensley makes stinkys. Gotta has a good crossy eyes for dat!
In futures, I plans to use my refection to looks at my tail too. Is very importants for kitties to keeps theys tails straight and clean, except for the little kink at the end dat only Siameses has. Some other rough-n-tumble kitties has kinks in theys tail, but is no from geneticks, like mine.
I iz supposed to has another quote to support my reflection, and so I quotes Ceiling Cat, “Cessa is beautifuls.” Ceiling Cat knows everything. I prays to Ceiling Cat. Laura calls Ceiling Cat God, but that’s only causes she doesn’t speaks Cat. Ceiling Cat is God in Cat. And Ceiling Cat is final words on everything. I knows I iz beautiful, and now you do too, cause I quoted Ceiling Cats.

Study

I has been busy workingz on my Masterz again. See all these articles? I has to reads all of them!!! Iz kinda hard to readz when you is crossy-eyed.
So now I practice "absorb the materials."

Sometimes for added emphasis, I tastes the article to facilitates better absorbtion of knowledgings.

Yup, I iz gettting it all in.

Hiding

Hensley hids in his box. When I getz scareded, I runs to the top of the bed, and then dive down my magic tunnel into the under-da-bed.
Dere's a mirror, so I can peeks up to see whats on the bed, but it can't get to me!

Iz a good spot to hides when there are scary monsters and ghosties out.